Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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