You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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