Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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