That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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