Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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