hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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