So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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