im having a threesome with these popsicles
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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