I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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