Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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