All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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