Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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