you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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