You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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