You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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