Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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