so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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