All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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