BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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