I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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