I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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