I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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