i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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