Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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