i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This is the high leading the old right now
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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