i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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