i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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