she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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