We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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