Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
im holly from the hills drunk
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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