After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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