Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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