found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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