I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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