We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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