i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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