Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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