He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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