Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.