We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!