Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.