So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.