is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.