Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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