Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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