We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
4 words: hood of his car
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize