So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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