so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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