Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
where are you?
Hypothermia
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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