I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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