He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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