just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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