I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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