bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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