2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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