But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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