Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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