paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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