In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
