why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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