so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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