Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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